Avenue 1
Smaller statues
Placeholder avenue. Offer monuments the pigeons can agree are less grandiose.
Not a vote. Choosing is not wired up.
The Absurd BureauAn experiment
A serious committee for ridiculous problems.
In progress. This is a static starting draft. Voting is not open, the committee is not writing, and nothing here is saved.
Season 00 · Placeholder
The pigeons have unionized
Placeholder problem. The municipal pigeons will only pose for statues that include dental benefits, and the square is running out of plinths.
Chaos Meter
37 · placeholder
The meter does not move yet. It is a picture of where a season could stand.
Avenue 2
A seat on the committee
Placeholder avenue. Appoint one pigeon, with speaking rights and no veto.
Not a vote. Choosing is not wired up.
Avenue 3
Studied inattention
Placeholder avenue. Pretend the union is a trick of the light until the season ends.
Not a vote. Choosing is not wired up.
Professor Pemberton
Placeholder minute. Pemberton would argue that a union of pigeons is still a committee, and committees are solved by smaller agendas.
Deputy Gloom
Placeholder minute. Gloom would note that the pigeons already have the square, and dental benefits are cheaper than a new plinth.